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  1. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Just wondering if you write for the Daily Mail? ;) Tomorrow's headline. 'Pro footballer kicks child.' Doctor's are hopeful he might make a full recovery, but he could be a wheelchair for weeks.
  2. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Did make me chuckle that. 'A pro footballer kicked a child!' David Cameron would be proud of such spin! ;)
  3. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    To me it looks like he tries to kick the ball out from underneath the ball boy but misses. As I said earlier, mountain out of a molehill. Shake hands, give the ball boy a gift voucher and soon as his electronic tag is removed he can go and shop at Argos and buy a duffle bag.
  4. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote

    'CTO : Because this is at least the 20th phone call Ive taken today for this match and I suspect all of them are from Coventry as we really havent sold any yet! Whats your Postcode?' You should have come back with, 'I dunno, what postcodes have you got?'
  5. Otis

    Villa flags

    Those Villa flags did look good, but did you see them up close. Villa colours on the one side but as the game wore on the fans all turned them the other way round and they were plain white on the other side, to signify surrender.
  6. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Indeed. Should have aimed for the nuts.
  7. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote

    Or even better, go for a Stoke address, just in case they have more detailed info on Crewe postcodes and names of residents. Obviously don't think they would have, but play it safe. Try 5, Powell Street Stoke on Trent ST1 5JW It's only about 25 mins from Stoke to Crewe by bus.
  8. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Yep, a shell suit and a pair of wellies.
  9. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Ahh, so he is as stupid as he looks!!
  10. Otis

    All this Wembley talk.............

    Yep, i'm getting a tough semi just thinking about it.
  11. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    To be fair, he already looked disabled.
  12. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote

    Or be chewing cud inbetween chatting whilst getting your friends in the background making steam engine noises.
  13. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Mountain out of a molehill. For me he definitely tries to kick the ball under from under the ball boy. The ball boy may well sue for assault, but is more likely to give up the ball-boying and take up acting full time.
  14. Otis

    All this Wembley talk.............

    Our name's on the cup. End of conversation.
  15. Otis

    Nfl

    And I ruled the Ravens in ... if you look back a page or two! ;) 49's put pressure on Flacco though and he'll make mistakes for sure. Depends how much pass protection he gets in the game to be honest. Will now be rooting for the Ravens,but fear it's the 49's year.
  16. Otis

    Nfl

    Never usually watch it myself. Not the same intensity and treated a bit like a pre-season friendly.
  17. Otis

    Nfl

    You're right. They're called quarterpounders. Am I now in the thread? Well, your thread anyway.
  18. Otis

    Some Crewe Fan's Don't Care About The JPT!

    Absolutely nothing to do with low people's 'opinions' and has everything to do with a club that has had no top 6 finish or play-off for over 40 years and no success of any kind for nearly 30 years.
  19. Otis

    This table is painful reading

    That was then but this is now.
  20. Otis

    beam game live to ricoh?

    I'd go. Why not?
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