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And Andy Thorn will promptly take that sliced bread, fry it, stuff it full of kebab meat and fried egg, bacon and cheese and eat the bloomin thing.

Not if I curb the drinking and drugs and stop using my mobile phone while I'm driving you won't.

Think you'll find 'Utter Cobblers' is the new name of the two merged clubs.

I don't see a problem with the verdict. As has been confirmed, he did have a gun and the police knew he had a gun in the cab. He exits the cab and quite rightly the police believe he still has the gun, is a very dangerous man and that it appears he is holding the gun in his hand. No-one knew...

But renting is not bricks and mortar! Mind, what Sisu are purporting to build is not of bricks and mortar, but more of smoke and mirrors.

Simple answer is, a football club should own it's own stadium.

I could tell it was a wind-up, but these are touchy times my friend, so it was a lighted match to very blue touch paper! :D

This vid will tell you all you need to know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

What a waste of good biscuits!

Ricoh too big? This I find very surprising and also rather narrow minded too. We got promotion to the Championship (and this surely has to be the plan doesn't it?), then the Rich would not be too big for us. A successful team on the pitch would regularly pull in crowds of 20,000+ and for big...

That's not very Christian of you Japandy. I thought you loved everyone as much as God does.;)

I'm there tomorrow and there again on Friday. I'll let you know.

To you it's a sandpit. To the camel it's a litter tray.

It's stinky, moody and spits all day long. That's Pete's missus described. I have no idea about the camel.

Oh, right. Dick Tracy? I thought that was a film not a request.

Pretty certain the libraries don't stock porn.

Ahh, thanks. But what did you think of the joke?

Think injuries slowed him down and he lost some sharpness in and around the box. Maybe should think of hanging up his boots.

Sunderland or Carlisle v Kidderminister or Peterborough Bolton v Cardiff (possible) Southampton v Yeovil Huddersfield v Charlton or Oxford Port Vale or Plymouth v Brighton Nottingham Forest v Ipswich or Preston Southend v Hull City (very, very likely) Rochdale v...

Nope, she had surgery to have that removed. A mate of mine once had a female camel actually. He rode it all round town waving at everybody. When asked how he knew it was a female, he said that it was because everyone pointed at him riding the thing and said 'hey, look at the c_nt on that camel!