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  1. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Thought it was a typo and you meant Holland and Barrett, cos their sausage rolls are like bullets!
  2. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    'Andy Goode, Dai Young and James Haskell are on the pitch now. Goode and Haskell are at ease, joking and softly thumping each other.' Can someone go over there and thump them a little but harder!
  3. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    No. I think you will find that is 3 people. We couldn't afford all those wages so had to get rid of Johnson and Clarke and Harris.
  4. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Could we not at least have all income on match days? Car park, F&B etc.
  5. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Makes perfect sense for @WaspsRugby to just be called Wasps,not Coventry wasps.Can appeal to a wider Midlands fan base that way. Makes perfect sense for us too, because we don't want our name anywhere near that club.
  6. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    So's my daughters. What's yours, Hill-Ebilly?
  7. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    We should also boycott khaki shorts and brown sandals. Total cut off from any rugby association. We can also ban the names Tarquin and Rupert and anything double barrelled.
  8. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Fisher blocks the road with his car, claiming oil slick, delaying Wasps executives and Seppala sneaks into the back office of the Higgs charity and does a deal at gunpoint.
  9. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Damn these edit buttons!!!!
  10. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Only because I have run out of baguettes.
  11. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Eastwood: "We will not be Coventry Wasps. We will be Wasps." Thank fook for that. It's embarrassing enough as it is.
  12. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    That'll be the see saw.
  13. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    "The other 50 per cent is owned by the Edward Higgs Charity and we will be in discussions with them imminently." Is a Land Rover faster than the car Tim Fisher's got?
  14. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    That's ridiculous. You'd never fit 2 rugby supporters into a car.
  15. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Wasps letter Here's a few pars from Wasps' letter to season ticket holders... The Ricoh is not just a stadium. It is an award winning, world-class arena which includes a 32,000 stadium, 4 star hotel, 60,000 ft2 exhibition hall, 20,000 ft2 conferencing facilities and one of the UK’s largest...
  16. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    "I'd travel the Earth to support Wasps" says James Haskell. Trouble is, Earth told Wasps to fuck off, so that's why they came to Coventry.
  17. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    No, but now you've said it i'm sure they will now use that as an excuse.
  18. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Hopefully we'll be tenants super strong.
  19. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    Land Rover director says "We look at Wasps and we see ambition" City fans say We look at Wasps and go to grab a rolled up newspaper'
  20. Otis

    WASPS press conference from the Ricoh at 10am

    A councillor said that. But he was a Tory, so maybe that should be taken with a pinch of salt.
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