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Ohh! bugger. You've been doing such a sterling job, Nick. When you say an episode isn't quite as good I lower my expectations and then when it comes on I enjoy it all the much more.

I loved last week's, but of course, you're a week ahead. Especially loved the little scene with Lester going in to buy socks and coming out with a shotgun and Malvo doing the deal with the guy selling stuff from his van. Fresh as ever for me. Loving it.

Or a ........ 'Boss, I can't play today, I have a splinter.'

Totally agree. Top player, but this is just ridiculous. Maybe Samir Nasri should put in a transfer request because the towels are not straight in the dressing room.

I like this excuse .... After Zambian tennis star Lighton Ndefwayl lost in a local tournament to Musumba Bwayla he claimed that his pants were too tight and that his opponents constant farting was putting him off.

Even convinced myself it was true at one point, so vociferous was my arguing!

That was me. It was a joke though and loads of people bit.:D

In one of the greatest-ever finishes to an English league season, Arsenal travelled to Anfield on Friday, 26 May 1989, needing three points and a two-goal winning margin to snatch the league from Liverpool. Against all odds, the Gunners did it. Afterwards, Alan Hansen complained that the...

I've found some more ridiculous football excuses too. In their opening game of the 2006 World Cup, Ukraine were decimated 4-0 by Spain. After the game, they didn't blame their terrible defending but instead cited loud frogs outside the team hotel as a reason for their poor...

Do you not read the papers Houch? ;) It's not my birthday.

There are leagues outside the Premier? :o:o

My employer failed to wish me a happy birthday, so I have therefore decided to hire a machine gun toting hitman and have them all mown down in a hail of bullets. I feel very disrespected and am hurt. :censored: Oh, and I am also thinking of leaving. :facepalm:

I love cat people.

Been asking myself the very same question for Dawn French. 'Winch' is my best guess.

I wish Lenny Henry was nicely shot. ;)

Also he was not so good in and around the box, hence why Dawn French dumped him.

So, am I right in saying, I need to take my hat off? :thinking about:

When was this then, 1983?

Maybe for the same reason Lenny Henry's tag reads ' Lenny Henry, comedian.'

It does? Is he the chairman or just one of the directors?