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Everyone has an e-penis

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Guardian did it https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering

Yes yes more people accepting the points to posts ratio as the ultimate decider. I heard of a group of lads who one day all flopped their cocks out in front of each other and from that point on if there was ever an intractable argument whoever had the biggest cock won by default. This could...

Yeah @Marty ’s poos aren’t worth the paper they’re written on these days.

Love those. “Sorry got it as a present” “Don’t even know what HDMI is mate soz”. Fills a hole left by the demise of Yahoo! Answers

Don’t know mate, never used Tapatalk

Just what I’d expect from a measley 7k’er

More fool the laugh reacters on here. You get +2 SBT points for a laugh and -2 for a poo.

More just to stop you getting dragged into bollocks every time you post. I’ve got three or four muted, mostly those that troll and don’t post anything of use, it does improve the overall experience, would recommend. It’s totally about my own inability not to ignore dipshits though. There are...

Muted people stay muted in replies.

Drops this in thread and retires to sound of certain heads exploding. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/queen-black-lives-matter-london-buckingham-palace-archie-b954590.html

That’s literally what LG said. Aimed at those who don’t work.

I just don’t get it. “Oh guvnor im just a simple worker I don’t deserve more than my lot *doffs cap*” “yes gov, the real enemy are people earning £2k/year more than me *salutes picture of the Queen*” Grow a damn backbone. You’re having your pants pulled down by a bunch of inbred morons.

Believe me if I could rock up to the office later I would.

“Sorry mate, I want a 20% discount on that KitKat cos I’ve already paid income tax” 🤣🤣 If you’ve got wealth you should pay tax on it. Hoarding excess money doesn’t help the economy and using to to get rental income isn’t productive work. The point of money is to stimulate innovation and...

Yeah can’t move down in Monaco for NHS Nurses in their Lambos 😂😂

TIL earning £2k above the average wage is “doing quite nicely”. JFC man. Have some self respect.