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  1. Otis

    Club Shop

    The bigger the better of course, but at least it's a shop close to the ground. My one concern though is, if there is a big game with a large demand for tickets, where is everyone going to queue?
  2. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    A teacher at school asks the class 'Where is Jesus?' A small girl puts her hand up and says 'He's in heaven, miss.' 'Good' says the teacher. Another little girl puts her hand up and says 'He's here in my heart, miss.' 'Yes, very good' says the teacher. A little boy puts his hand up and says...
  3. Otis

    Friendliest town or city in England

    We love London too, but it is a every man for himself, dog eat dog mindset at times down there and everyone always seem to be in a rush. It's far too fast paced at times for its own good.
  4. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    And if we fly him over we had better make sure the pilot's name isn't Pontius.
  5. Otis

    Think most Americans just don't get it!

    I thought it just encouraged people to have hairy hands and armpits. Then they'd all have bear arms.
  6. Otis

    Danny Swanson opens up about depression and hits out at manager who snubbed him.

    Maybe a new opportunity here will give him renewed hope and being valued will help his well-being.
  7. Otis

    Think most Americans just don't get it!

    Yes, Macca and that is exactly the problem. People arm themselves for protection cause everyone else has guns. I can't see it changing at all. Like you say, it is so ingrained into their psyche. But what I meant by 'they just don't get it' is the irony of it all.
  8. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    Yes true. It's not too hard to differentiate between Icke and Jesus is it when you think about it. Jesus was not quite so good on crosses as David Icke.
  9. Otis

    Think most Americans just don't get it!

    This church killing in South Carolina just makes you despair doesn't it. This lad, Dylann Roof, who friends said was weird, disaffected and a bit 'out there,' was given a gun for his birthday just a few weeks before the shootings. Now we have the gun lobby's response, which is, what was wrong...
  10. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    Yeah, it's like Jesus. He practised and trained and worked hard, but just had that extra something others didn't have didn't he. It helped that he was the son of God too, mind. Hopefully Oscar Gobern is also the son of God.
  11. Otis

    Friendliest town or city in England

    Liverpool has produced some great music for sure and even the quality of the busking here overall is really great. Some great street art too. The place just oozes art and music. You can feel it all around you.
  12. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    My application to life was rejected.
  13. Otis

    Oscar Gobern

    So, in conclusion, what is the muscle fibre type and psychomotor ability like for Oscar Gobern? Just a ball park figure will do, thanks.
  14. Otis

    Mo Farah

    There's reporting and there's Daily Mailing. It's not quite the same thing.
  15. Otis

    Ann Lucas

    Ahh, I haven't heard that since the days of Thatch. At least Lucas isn't as bad as her. Maybe call her bitch lite.
  16. Otis

    Mo Farah

    No, someone in jack boots and Nazi uniforms smashed down my front door in the middle of the night and made me write it.
  17. Otis

    Mo Farah

    The Daily Mail would never make anything up.
  18. Otis

    Fixture difficulty map

    Should be 'Fixture Difficulty Reading Map.'
  19. Otis

    Fixture difficulty map

    Ooh nurse, my eyes hurt.
  20. Otis

    Mo Farah

    Is it because they don't like athletes?
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