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  1. Otis

    Sky blue or yellow?

    Vindictive drama queen.
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    Tesco parking

    They should do the two signs then. 2 hrs free parking for men and 2 days free parking for women. Still don't think it will be enough, but may at least stop the odd one or two from complaining.
  3. Otis

    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    I've just come back to tell you it is happening in 2029. A Tuesday in June, about 20 past 3.
  4. Otis

    Lee Mack - Funniest thing on British TV at the moment

    Never heard of him. May check it out.
  5. Otis

    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    Was thinking you need the morphine to recover from the divorce. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk
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    Lee Mack - Funniest thing on British TV at the moment

    Well I like Stewart Lee, Charlie Brooker and Lee Mack!! I agree with BBR, Would I Lie To You is the funniest thing on television. Funny for me ... Lee Mack Eddie Izzard Stewart Lee Bill Bailey Tim Vine Billy Connelly Dave Gorman Stu Francis Ricky Gervais Woody Allen Eric Morecambe Not...
  7. Otis

    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    Shouldn't the morphine come after the divorce? It usually does.
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    Lee Mack - Funniest thing on British TV at the moment

    Very surprised. Would never think anyone would describe him as beige. Oh well, each and every to their own. I know some people don't find Eric Morecambe funny and I now know those people to be idiots, so there you go! :)
  9. Otis

    Sky blue or yellow?

    Yep, all we need to do is to change our shouts from the current 'Come on you yellow-bellied barstards,' to 'Come on you yellows.' Simple.
  10. Otis

    Lee Mack - Funniest thing on British TV at the moment

    Okay, first two people I have ever met who don't like him! :) Knew someone would somewhere in the world and the two people seem to be both on SBT!! Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk
  11. Otis

    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    I love using the microwave for some things, cooking mushrooms and onions in particular. Taste bloody lovely done in the microwave. Besides that it is just warming stuff up and defrosting only.
  12. Otis

    Do you have a nickname for your missus that she is unaware of?

    Oh, opposite of us then, cos my daughter calls the other half 'Destroyer of Fun.' Chief of the Fun Police would be great. Much better than anti-fun surely?
  13. Otis

    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    1. Pizza 2. Baked Beans 3. Salted Caramel 4. Electricity 5. Penicillin That's about it isn't it?
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    Lee Mack - Funniest thing on British TV at the moment

    Agree? Anyone on here that doesn't find him funny? I haven't met anyone yet who has said so. He's certainly got a touch of Eric Morecambe about him and I think he makes Would I lie to You the best comedy programme on TV these days.
  15. Otis

    Do you have a nickname for your missus that she is unaware of?

    You call your wife Unripe Mango's?
  16. Otis

    Do you have a nickname for your missus that she is unaware of?

    Why wouldn't she know about that though? That's quite sweet. If it was Big Fat Lump I could understand it more.
  17. Otis

    Saddest comedy sketch/scene

    Yep, ditto on that. I just couldn't embrace the character at all because to me it came across as a caricature. Maybe I should give it another try, because I do really like a lot of his work, but with this I just couldn't get past one whole episode and I hated his portrayal and manifestation...
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    Paralympics

    I found with the Beeb that at least it was instant. Switch channels and there would be the same thing you were just watching and all pretty much seamless apart from the punching of the code in on your remote. If the same thing happened with the Beeb as with Channel 4 I must have missed it.
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    Saddest comedy sketch/scene

    I would say one of the many moments from the Office where David Brent is left pitiful, alone and humiliated.
  20. Otis

    Mogga - "This years team as good as last years"

    Tis odd. Last season we clearly should have made the playoffs. We were 11 points clear of the team in 7th at one point. Now TM is saying this squad is as good as last season's, but at the same time he is saying we will have to punch above our weight this time out. To my mind last season we...
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