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3-1 to the City. Sam Ricketts hat-trick.

Hope Solo: USA goalkeeper suspended for six months for 'cowards' comment - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37182568 Hope Solo called Sweden 'a bunch of cowards' after the US's defeat to the Swedes in the Olympics and as a result has earned herself a 6 month ban. Seems a bit excessive. It...

I do it with the neighbours. There's a lad across the road called Chris who is always angry, so I call him Chris Cross. Then there is a fat bloke next to him with a half shaved head who I call Mr. Mohawk and his family I call the Adams Family. Then next door to him is a fella called Tyrone...

Think we came to the conclusion that £20m would probably do it.

If they all turn up.

The only way we would have a kit like that is because we couldn't afford to the ink to go all round the shirt.

I never wanted to play Black Jack in the past for the fear of it being considered racist. Which, diverting slightly, reminds me of something my 12 year old said the other day. The dog has been having a bit of a problem with loose stools and when my daughter brought her back from a walk I asked...

I might try Chief Dave first, because he sounds like he's the big cheese.

No, with them I have effigies and just stick pins in their eyes.

True, but I always had Grendel as real, Italia as a figment of his imagination and SBK as his valet.

I deliberately put 'trumps' because there is always the hope that Uncle Donald will come through for me as well. He's worth a tidy penny or two.

These things take time my friend. I am busy praying to Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Shiva, Satan, Rama, Cornish pixies, fairies, elves, goblins and Ik Onkar on a daily basis and one is going to come up trumps for me I'm sure.

I think there are not many though who believe they will win the legal wrangle though. Not done particularly well so far have they!

Patience, my good man, patience. Anyone know where I can by a fez and some Sheik sunglasses?

My other plan is even more ingenious! I win the Euro Millions. Invest heavily in Wasps and the Ricoh, rather than CCFC. Put in a clause that it is only on the proviso CCFC stay on the same rent for the next 20 years and also get a share of the stadium events revenue. Keep it under your hat...

Especially if Italia, Grendel and Sky Blue Kid are standing next to each other arm in arm.

You kind of get the feeling that CCC have said to Wasps, okay, you can have the stadium,but then you have to help us get rid of Sisu from Coventry City FC. ;)

Close enough to Coventry for me and it would still very much appear to be IN Coventry to most I would say.

Just not sure which year.

Nope, he usually gets his butler to do it for him.