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Player and England international, so Mr. Billy Big Bollocks.

Bang goes my bet on him bagging a hat-trick today. :(

I did until he buggered off with someone from the Cosy Club. One whiff of a bacon sarnie and he was away.

I was going to ring last night, but it was too late to cancel the ladyboys. I felt a right cock round town last night I can tell you. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

Yeah, I forgot about League of Gentlemen too. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk

We have lots of players who drop to their knees. Unfortunately though it is usually during the game.

Well yeah, but isn't it time Stuart Linnell shut up and let someone else have their say instead?

Yep. No balance on here. You're either with us or against us (whoever 'us' might be).

The annoying thing with the first one was that they left out so of the funniest stuff and it ended up on the cutting room floor. There's a lovely little scene right at the start with him locking his flat door that was cut. Far too much padding in that film which spoilt it, though agree, there...

Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it. They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year...

More like .... Mowbray: Do you have any players we can have Rafa? Rafa: You can have Bigi. Mowbray: What about a striker? Or a midfielder? Rafa: Bigi's available. Mowbray: What about a nice utility player, midfield and defence? You spare us one of those? Rafa: You can have Bigi. Mowbray...

Well, sort of, but more fool me for keep falling for the old 'I'm telling the truth, the bulge in my pants is my purse I promise' routine.

Curses!! Foiled again!!

If it's Armstrong I will spend the night with a ladyboy on each arm.

It will be a goalie, defender, midfielder, or attacker, hopefully.

I'm gathering up frogs and painting them as we speak.

I liked him. He was a different player though in the new year as Fernando said. It was like having two different players. First half of the season he was my favourite player. Second half he became a liability.

I wish. She wears long pleated skirts, has a serious hair cut and is incredibly reserved. Even her pants on her washing line are just plain white boring granny knickers. I'll just stick with Hazel I think.

Do you have one for everyday of the week?