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Been a nice 'pick me up' though and given us a bit of a buzz.

Thing is, no-one forced him to take on the manager's role did they? No-one made him say he was interested in position. He also was in part, along with Mowbray, responsible for the team we have out there at the moment. This is the team that he now says up is too young, not experienced enough...

It's the same with the Would I Lie to You game. It's nowt at all like the TV series. Bought it one year and hated it, so I just went round to everyone and asked them all to come up with 2 unusual true stories. I then gave them all 2 made up stories and we played the game as it was played out on...

Blame Sisu. Last week they caused me water on the knee.

I've heard that's dreadful. Do you like it? Was going to buy it about 3 years ago, but the reviews were poor, with lots of people moaning that it bore little or no resemblance to the TV show. So, any good, or not?

Her of course, silly. I was in some sleazy black, silky basque number, with high heels and moustache.

Morning! An exciting day beckons. I have to go to Just 4 Pets to pick up an elf Christmas dog jumper. After that I need to clean the microwave and buy some soya milk. It's a day that is going to keep on giving.

Because he likes the taste of exotic fruit after cum?

Or at the moment for the Washington Redskins it is Fat Rob Kelley.

Have they? Okay. At which club?

Nope! Certainly not. That is based of the obvious reality though that there is more chance of Morgan Freeman giving me a blow job than the City getting to Wembley.

As you say, why were we chasing after Kelvin Wilson? He wasn't going to be loan player and surely would never be on £800 a week.

Or in a gimp outfit indulging in water sports. That's what's known as a leather piddle.

Or been on it.

Stand holds 3,000 I am led to believe.

Something is not quite right. 1. He was keen to take on the job. 2. He says he is only about football, only football. 3. He, along with Mowbray brought the players to the club in the summer. 4. He says we are not good enough for this league. Not experienced enough, or physically strong...

Yep, it's weird. He seemed keen enough to take on the job and now he is saying the whole squad is fooked up and we simply aren't good enough.

Just reading the thread title again has me smiling profusely. If we got to Wembley. Ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha!! Ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! With this team? Ha, ha, ha ,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Late night snack for the missus, as a making up gesture after a row. Everyone's a winner.

If you're feeling naughty you could just wank into it.