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So 3 or 4 months from now.

I honestly think, as bad as that was, it's the best we've played this season. Could be a long 9 months

Bring back the box!

Allen and Eccles have played in a play off final. They've been part of a squad that finishes top half. They get a lot of stick but they are established Championship players. But clearly they've needed quality around them to achieve that. I'm not sure Torp possesses that quality. He was very...

I think too many people convinced themselves we'd be having a crack at the autos, which was never realistic.

That doesn't mean people can't point out where there are currently issues with the team/squad. Midfield recruitment has been a fuck up.

Despite the negativity I'm hearing the recruitment team has been working tirelessly and are closing in on their primary target, 4 standing tickets for Oasis at Heaton Park.

We've got glaring issues in that midfield and the player we're hoping to solve them is made of balsa wood. Robins has a habit of finding unlikely solutions to problems so hopefully he conjures something up. Personally, I think the preseason talk of challenging for the autos was batshit mental...

Genuinely find that statement quite incredible. Jury's out onSunderland but the others are way ahead of us, and given the EPL money they've had, so they should be.

Who's the one with the massive forehead?

Her G spot?

You're in the Ryton bushes, you tell us!

Is it possible to get an RSI from pressing refresh? Asking for those that are both transfer day bedwetters and who'll be trying to bag a ticket for the T-rex tribute act in the morning?

Handy to have around your club if the social media team go on the sick.

Luckily for you it's bullshit and we're actually signing the Welsh/Korean mixed heritage midfielder Dai Son Airblade

The fact hes an absolute wanker is all the evidence anyone needs.

We are also stingees given what we charge away support

Yes, got them off Elton john