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Yep. Used to get flags and had to be restrained. Now they let them run riot.

Depends on the first half or tomorrow. Get a couple of wickets we might bowl them out for under 300.

This one is pretty good. Fencing.

If it's all but certain victory for Leicester, I might watch Wasps on TV and point and laugh a lot.

A dog hopefully.

Are you my next door neighbour? Cos she's out there gardening at the moment

It's not the 1930's any more, Clint. We already have the slide, the stick out tongue, the cupped ear, the shirt over the head, the rocking the baby. Have to say the NFL ones are much more inventive.

Never heard of it.

Duck, duck, goose: Best NFL celebrations so far - Duck, duck, goose: Best NFL celebrations so far Can see it transposing itself across the pond and into football.

I will probably watch the UK Championship Snooker. I hate snooker.

Yeah, I think less than 4,000.

I dreamt last night we lost 3-0. Got up, had a confused wander around and then went back to sleep and dreamt it ended up 3-1, with us scoring late on.

Wouldn't happen these days, not with so many being gay, lesbian, transsexual, asexual, gender fluid, agender, biphobic, demisexual, gender binary, bigender, gender non conforming, gender queer, gender variant or pansexual. I hear Guess Who have brought out a new version of their board game and...

In 50 years time the royal family will look like this. And that's just the women.

I'll probably get up for the toss and then fall asleep.

It is and that's how to met the missus.

At which point did I suggest it was all my own work? The Beeb came up with it and I just thought it was worth sharing.

Yep, been there. Ultimate humiliation.

Let us know if you want any advice, CJ. As I mentioned on another thread, my missus is from Volgograd and all her family live there. Her sister speaks excellent English.