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  1. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Maybe you just have one of those faces.
  2. Otis

    Imminent?

    Or just one if it is Cumblast City. I reckon there it is about 25 litres per payload.
  3. Otis

    Words fail me.

    Of course I don't want to murder Mrs. Otis. I would very much like someone else to do it for me.
  4. Otis

    Imminent?

    Not so sure. I thought he kept firing blanks.
  5. Otis

    Aliens have surveyed Earth - now proven beyond reasonable doubt

    As he's the son of God and I don't believe in God, I always take his reptilian, paranoid dribble with a pinch of salt.
  6. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    Really nice to hear. You seemed all rather down not so long back, so glad it is all smiles and back on track once again.
  7. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    She wouldn't be seen dead at a football match. In actual fact, thinking about it, she would, cos if she turned up I would kill her.
  8. Otis

    Imminent?

    I reckon there was a slightly deaf person involved here and anytime anyone asked him anything he just came out with 'Come again?' And so they all did. Soon made a pint and in fact had some leftovers that they had to freeze for the royal family to use for future generations. That's why some are...
  9. Otis

    Film Thread 2018

    Has fabulous reviews. I really fancy it.
  10. Otis

    The worst gig you have ever been to...

    Rik Mayall stand up. He just thought that swearing for an hour and 45 minutes resulted in him being funny. It didn't. Don't think I have seen many bad gigs, apart from ones where I have gone to see acts that I haven't liked at all. Saw Bobby Brown and Soul II Soul and found both incredibly...
  11. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    Be even better if the free flags had Sisu Out on them.
  12. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    I would never say that. I always say 'I'm right on it.'
  13. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    Yeah. Maybe they could do it every home game.
  14. Otis

    Hard Sun

    Never understand the concept of an invisible sun. If it's invisible how do we know it's there? All that warmth might just come from a shed load of Calor gas heaters.
  15. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    Nope, never had one of those either. Disconcerting is the best I've ever encountered.
  16. Otis

    Hard Sun

    Not as popular as God the Son though. Biggest supergroup ever! God the Father, God the Son and God the holy ghost. Can't quite remember which one was on bass and which one on drums. God the Father was quite clearly the leader and mouthpiece of the band with his billowing vocals.
  17. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    I don't think I have ever had a happy meal with my missus.
  18. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    And a free pint and a pie.
  19. Otis

    £5 tickets for Accrington - Community Day

    No excuses. Should be a really big crowd for this. Well done the club. Do think I will be disappointed though with the actual attendance when it happens.
  20. Otis

    I know rules are rules, but....

    Surely common sense has to come into it doesn't it? South African batsman given out for picking the ball up and giving it to the wicketkeeper. Under 19 World Cup: Controversial obstructing the field dismissal sparks 'spirit of cricket' debate - Under 19 World Cup: Controversial obstructing the...
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