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Maybe you just have one of those faces.

Or just one if it is Cumblast City. I reckon there it is about 25 litres per payload.

Of course I don't want to murder Mrs. Otis. I would very much like someone else to do it for me.

Not so sure. I thought he kept firing blanks.

As he's the son of God and I don't believe in God, I always take his reptilian, paranoid dribble with a pinch of salt.

Really nice to hear. You seemed all rather down not so long back, so glad it is all smiles and back on track once again.

She wouldn't be seen dead at a football match. In actual fact, thinking about it, she would, cos if she turned up I would kill her.

I reckon there was a slightly deaf person involved here and anytime anyone asked him anything he just came out with 'Come again?' And so they all did. Soon made a pint and in fact had some leftovers that they had to freeze for the royal family to use for future generations. That's why some are...

Has fabulous reviews. I really fancy it.

Rik Mayall stand up. He just thought that swearing for an hour and 45 minutes resulted in him being funny. It didn't. Don't think I have seen many bad gigs, apart from ones where I have gone to see acts that I haven't liked at all. Saw Bobby Brown and Soul II Soul and found both incredibly...

Be even better if the free flags had Sisu Out on them.

I would never say that. I always say 'I'm right on it.'

Yeah. Maybe they could do it every home game.

Never understand the concept of an invisible sun. If it's invisible how do we know it's there? All that warmth might just come from a shed load of Calor gas heaters.

Nope, never had one of those either. Disconcerting is the best I've ever encountered.

Not as popular as God the Son though. Biggest supergroup ever! God the Father, God the Son and God the holy ghost. Can't quite remember which one was on bass and which one on drums. God the Father was quite clearly the leader and mouthpiece of the band with his billowing vocals.

I don't think I have ever had a happy meal with my missus.

And a free pint and a pie.

No excuses. Should be a really big crowd for this. Well done the club. Do think I will be disappointed though with the actual attendance when it happens.

Surely common sense has to come into it doesn't it? South African batsman given out for picking the ball up and giving it to the wicketkeeper. Under 19 World Cup: Controversial obstructing the field dismissal sparks 'spirit of cricket' debate - Under 19 World Cup: Controversial obstructing the...