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Don't we all Nick don't we all

Spot on mate, and I find wanking helps

Started reading the thread. Lost it after a page, What's the breaking news ? We signed a player? Who who who ?

And I'd like to ask Nicki Sinclair show me what you piss with

I'd probably just ask Tim fisher where's it to be ? Head or chest

Don't think the pub land lord bloke is not funny at all, and don't get me started on ed Byrne

Yeah I hate walkers as well but recently I had a beef and onion packet. Been many years

Is he the same fat bloke off soccer am? I mean he can still run a bit but have you seen soccer am, he is fatter than ruddock. That's never muscle and if it is. I feel a million dollars

Nah mate I was in a mood taking the bin out and I have to walk past her front and the cat was on the step and it meaowed at me , so I said shut up ya c**t cat and as I said it the woman was standing about two feet behind in the door way just looked at me and I carried on walking

Oh yeah mate certainly did, might even off dropped a your fuckin dead seagull in there

And I know for a fact that a women who lives a few doors up who recently heard me call her cat a c**t when I was walking past (didn't realise she was in the door way) must think I've got even more issues

And to be honest seagull shit in a beard ain't something that I would call lucky either Must of looked pretty strange as well me looking up at the sky sticking my fingers up shouting you c**t

I suggest watching it mate, I watched it years ago and it's still just as fucked up Just like Jacobs ladder still is to me

Not really mate went in my ear

Don't know if it's gothic but watched an old film last night called hell cop and was pretty wierd and dark

Fuckin seagull shit on my head today Only went to the shop for a cabbage loaf

I like the rear

Tbf they were vampire lesbians not really goth I suppose

Been watching a bit of goth porn lately