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Yeah my guilty pleasure is porn and masturbating but got to say it has just got me in a shit loads of trouble with the Mrs. She was out with the boy at his footy and I had come home from work early so got in my bath put loads of bubbles in there and put the telly on after about 20 minutes...

And there's no way I would ever trust an ant to lick me balls either

And everyone's a top class manager who could also pick a team, And my protest..... Just fuckin set fire to everything

No doubt he's a witch , burn him

It looks like an advert for the undateables Or right said Fred have let themselves go a bit

i have no intention of reading said book but as a 40 year old nob who's going on 15 , I will buy it and and post an exclusive picture of said book and my arsehole doing something for skybluestalk

I'm pretty baked like

Which one is he

Father and son

What was his announcement in the end , did it turn out to be his book?

She couldn't have Grendel mate, she's with me........

Go on weeman you have it mate

It will be probably the only book full of cunts and arseholes that I wouldn't buy

Yeah that as well mate good shout personally I just think he comes across as a twat really , he's another worm who is trying to make a name for himself like the rest. Keys , byng he don't know shit I think nick should buy the book and you guys just share it once one has finished just send it...

Who is he like?

Everything always turns out bollocks eh

You know what mate was just chuffed with something about football and not shit and cunts and would not usually bother as well but yeah mate schoolboy error

Gutted it's bollocks I've told a few cunts as well Was thinking him and Clarke up front with Jodi Jones ripping defences

In fact maybe he now wants to known as simone and is getting a muff too Better not be about his book or I can see him getting tangoed with them books

I think Lou ferringo. For Nick "the dick ". Sinclair Edit..... Sorry not Lou Change him for the great khali