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Opposite with me. I am always up hours before my daughter.

Every time I hear that word I just think the person is trying to say pendant, but has a cold.

She must have been really famous, cos Kinder named a chocolate bar after her didn't they?

Yup, we would all have enjoyed the tales of Hoffman.

Maybe, but as he has a tendency to name children based on where they were conceived, my money's on Stockroom. Either that or Bikeshed.

Ahhh, so that's why I keep getting those gay dating sites popping up. That and adds for drain cleaner and vaseline.

No, we can't do that, cos he mysteriously fell off a 20 storey building last week.

Yep, welcome to Los DaleVegas.

I know all about that to my peril. It was Stalingrad and of course that's exactly where my missus is from. That is how I met my wife.

Brilliant! True gentleman, MMJ and a man after my own heart.

What's it twinned with, Dudley?

Let's edit that, eh. He could run quite fast. There you go.

Yeah!! And, does Brum have a Birmingham God cake? Nope! And has any woman in Birmingham apart from on a Saturday night, rode round the town centre naked on a horse? Thought not. Is there a Birmingham Carol? Did Groucho Marx sing a song about some Brummie bint? Nope.

I'm more than fairly optimistic. I think we can make it all the way to the Premier. Fingers crossed anyway.

Oh bum, you've just set off the Mogga alarm.

Yeah, but ringfenced and the way the Premier is just dominated by a handful of teams at the mo. Bloody thing needs a shake up. Never say never, right.

Ha!! So true, Rev.

His opponent sounds like a Beach Boys record.

Kinky!

I'm changing the locks.