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They really need to start clamping down on all this gamesmanship at penalties. Players trying to put the penalty taker off, walking in and out the area, walking up to the ball on the spot and then away again. Need to start giving out yellows. Once that ball is on the spot no player other than...

I think you'll find it's called a Glorious Defeat stance.

Stupid in the extreme. Would have been a penalty if it hadn't have been a goal.

I prefer the term 'footies' myself.

Errrm...crying? Seriously?? And when did I say we would be going out? All I said was Japan was the easier game and we could well find Colombia tough. 10 out 10 though for some crazily wild exaggeration.

No, because I tend to do that sort of thing DOWNSTAIRS!

So true and I should have thought about that when I hired Cassidy, Earp and Kid to do mine.

Exactly! It's a Theresa May/David Cameron style truth.

Yes they are, can't you read? They are the exact, same lines word for word. Except those tiny little bits. Why do you have to be so nit-picky? Does it really matter if it's Ned instead of Clancy and that the kangaroo is really an 11 year old Asian boy who walks with a spring in his step? I...

I had a go at pebbledashing with them once. Quite impressed with the results to be honest and my aim was pretty true.

I never knew Nonce was spelled Nuance. Learn something new every day.

Yeah, I like them too. Don't eat too many though otherwise your poo will look a funny colour.

Bloody hell, Ranjit!! Do you have a 6th sense or something? Those are the EXACT lines she had to do, except for it was Ned rather than Clancy and a well instead of a mineshaft, but still. THAT is uncanny.

Ahh, bloody French too! Doesn't that just top it all off!

Yeah, agree with most of that for sure. Agree on Alexander-Arnold, Jones, Rose and Vardy.

Will you really be driving home if we win well on Tuesday night and then face the Swedes on Saturday afternoon? Won't be gripped by the fever?

Yep. Just need the stripes to be bolder.

I think Belgium may well make it.

And Neymar on Monday.