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Don't apply logic and sense when TheBoss is trying to snipe at people, it'll just scare and confuse him.

In the interests of transparency I'd like to tell you, but not until I've filed the accounts sometime in 2014. Until then I've been placed on a bakery embargo.

The biggest fake of all of course is that the photo doesn't show Heskey falling over, so they've clearly stuck his head on someone else's body.

Don't they throw stones at Mecca? I don't want none of that.

'Uh-oh, here come the meat sweats'

Damn, some guy from Swindon just bagged the last sausage roll.

I'd like to report I've got irons in the fire and I'm very close to securing a steak slice and hot sausage roll, just waiting on my account details to be verified at the cash machine.

Well I do, and your words hurt. I'm off to comfort myself at Greggs.

The grammatical and formatting errors undo the work of the artist, unfortunately. Full stop on an article headline midlands not capitalised '34 year old' rather than 34-year-old A quote taking up half the article with no mention of who said it at all With a more accurate aping of BBC...

If we were to ignore age and money and that this rumour seems to be unicorn hoof territorty, on ability alone Heskey is to Platt as Marlon King is to me.

Where's this bang bang stuff from? I've seen a few people reference it now.

However many the squad is now plus three overall, including player exits.

Bit too stalkerish, that.

Inspectah Deck is largely right. Plus he earns instant kudos for the username.

We do have plenty of hyperbole left still.

That one about the bank holiday opening times. Remember that? Great days.

It's on the official site, they put it up yesterday - http://www.ccfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10269~2812660,00.html I walked past a few mins ago and there's nothing new per se. I didn't realise it was the disc thing that's been there a while, I thought they were putting something new in place.

It said it was between 2 and 4. I walked over not long after 2 and there were some people stood around with umbrellas and nothing else. Well done to the people waiting round and all, but you can't really blame people who didn't bother, much less question the loyalty of fans for not going to see...

I've associated Harrison with terrible football and diminishing results, so whatever the reason for this I'm happy about it, and nothing can piss in my chips, or shit in my glass.

Is there a link or was it on the radio? EDIT: just found it, nvm