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I don't believe this! 508 pages in and we still haven't bought Conor Chaplin.

Yup. I remember wanting to film a girl watching TV, the TV programme just being on in the background and the BBC said I couldn't even do that if that was their programme bring shown.

What a flippin bunch of sad carnty fatherchuckers.

I once worked with a bloke called Geoffrey, who looked after the IT for the company and there was this other fella called Leigh who sat at a desk in the corner and annoyed the hell out of everyone, so at one point I shouted across the office, 'Geoff, block Leigh!.'

Shipley at right back?

I couldn't be arsed. Or could I? ;)

Or even 1 nil up.

Exactly. Take those 4 goals out of the equation and we're going in level at nil nil.

Should be abandoned then by half time.

This is the B team isn't it. Second half will be the first team 11.

I have a record by Cheap Trick, who I am sure were formed on the back of watching Leigh Jenkinson play. I am also always shopping in Mick Coop and occasionally drinking in the Wallace.

Had to read this one twice, as it sounded so off kilter. Mary Berry plays drums with Rick Astley Mary Berry plays drums with Rick Astley

Yep, guilty as charged.

I don't bloody know.

Who, Grasshopper?

Why? I don't watch, so have no idea who that is. Who won and why the conversation? Some of this does all make me smile, because context is so important. Anyone who has watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will know that it is incredibly inappropriate at times and they use the n word, call...

Nope, indeed. It's also partially down to Stuart Beavon, Peter Vincenti and the rantings of Kevin Nolan. Many pieces to a single jigsaw, Grasshopper.

We only won due to a flukey own goal. Very, very lucky we woz.

Or is it??

Or Ricky. (That's not you, Ricketts).