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You know not every Cov fan posts here, right? Even if this guy's a big phoney, that question's mental.

The upside down badge is a subtle tribute to John Aloisi.

Sorry, I meant to post that as my Glen account.

I won't stand for Bon Jovi being turfed out. It's a tough stance I know, but it's my life. It's now or never.

The Countdown girl's in there still, but she looks better on Countdown. Loads of sequins and make-up gun set to 'whore' all round on Strictly. Especially on the big Geordie actor.

What the hell? That's a bit mental.

No matter how successful he is in House, Hugh Laurie is always Prince George in my eyes.

Yeah, it's the NFL's mandate across the board so they just swiped it word for word.

Back down to 10.5 is my aim overall, but I'm at the point where I can slob out and stay around 12 so I've knocked that average down nicely. Look at us, gabbing about diets and boys we like!

The heaviest I've ever been is around 13.5 stone, which wasn't exactly fat but then you realise that you're over a stone heavier than man mountain Didier Drogba, you feel inadequate. Luckily I'm a better footballer than him so I wasn't completely disconsolate.

I hover around the 12 stone mark, it's clearly the place to be.

You always hear things like 'hard nosed' and 'ruthless' when it's people successful in the business world. You do get nice people who succeed of course, but that's more in the invention and ideas realm than your takeover and management hoop-de-doo.

You clearly could make it up.

Wide load coming through! Look at that chunky monkey, what a glutton.

Dingdingdingdingding

Was it not Scunthorpe? I remember a healthy price offer on a 1-0 win over them.

I always take that 'we have moved on' with a similar pinch of salt as when they say 'the club is not for sale'. It seems more that they're not showing their hand but if the circumstances allowed, a deal would be made. The big problem is the circumstances.

Worst time to have a plumbing emergency in the greater London area!!!

We just need creepy 'all grown up' shots of sexy 16 year old girls down the right hand side and it's Mail Online!

Especially as I'm going to Wembley end of next week and you can't bring in 'purses larger than a clutch bag, coolers, briefcases, backpacks, fanny packs, cinch bags, non-approved seat cushions*, luggage of any kind, computer bags and camera bags' I'm going to have to hope my make-up stays ok...