I'd have Bill Cosby narrating over Morgan Freeman any day. You may lose a little bass and gravitas, but you make up for it with all the scatting and be-bopping.
This is an oddly confrontational thread. If everyone on here had the 'bottle' and revealed every intimate details about themselves (for some odd reason) you'd just have the blood type and favourite colour of people you've still never heard of.
There's not really such thing as a 'natural' level, outside of clinging to the past. At the moment we deserve to be in League One thanks to a catalogue of awful decisions. If we somehow recover and end up going back up the leagues, it won't be overachieving or anything rightful.
The obsession people have here with Grendel is bizarre. If he was on a wind-up, he'd have to grow extra hands for all the easy puppeteering. Or use strings marionette style, probably more hygienic.