The very best articles on the Daily Mail are things like 'ANGRY PARENT DIDN'T KNOW CHILD BOUGHT £3M APP' with someone holding up a Nokia 3310 and blaming Apple.
I find it hard to hate anyone who's played for us, it takes too much energy. Craig Bellamy was a twat but it was 15 years ago and he's building hospitals for kids. Nicky Summerbee though, FUCK that guy.
Kaka relies on Seb Hines to keep it shipshape at the back too. It was only when I saw him play in their first game that I realised he wasn't still on loan with us injured.
I remember a home league game against Spurs around Christmas time one season that had no goals, but I still maintain that it's the finest 0-0 I ever did see. Paul Stewart was playing for them and they had a horrible yellow kit.
The real issue is me - since Mowbray's been in charge we've had four home games, losing three and drawing one. I wasn't there for the draw.
That's scientific fact.
Distribution is part of a goalkeeper's job, and he often overhits the ball. It's not quite snarling 'get out of the club' stuff, but it's definitely a valid criticism of any keeper.