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  1. Otis

    Non-sexual fruit and vegetables

    I didn't think I had. Everything has an alternative meaning these days and I feel I am always insulting people. Sausage-fingered Idiot is slightly insulting though too I guess.
  2. Otis

    Non-sexual fruit and vegetables

    Are there any? Been chatting to a friend online and I called her a daft aubergine one day and put up an aubergine emoji. Her 16 year old daughter saw it and said you can't do that, that represents a fat penis. Worse still, I put up an aubergine and a kiss. I had actually started calling her...
  3. Otis

    Up to three million extra UK residents

    I think we have a duty. We are certainly not going to consider scuppering trade links with China are we. More bloody foreigners though. What are frothy mouths going to say?
  4. Otis

    GMK

    JapAndy was another one who befriended me. Sent me PM's and tried to sell me God, but I didn't have enough money at the time.
  5. Otis

    GMK

    Yup, that's him Martin.
  6. Otis

    GMK

    Ahh, I think he did, but I had given up by then It was meet at 2.20 or something and at 2.45 I jacked it in, as I couldn't take 500 posters into he ground with me.
  7. Otis

    GMK

    Didn't they say something along the lines of "Let's make Otis look like a Muppet?"
  8. Otis

    GMK

    I should dig the posters out.
  9. Otis

    GMK

    Not one single bleeder turned up
  10. Otis

    GMK

    I have. In the garage
  11. Otis

    GMK

    Yup. Definitely. He would chat to me online and if I disappeared for a bit, he would ask me where I had been. That was me just going to the toilet. We had a real bromance going on. He worried me
  12. Otis

    GMK

    Said before, he befriended me and started contacting me outside of the forum. He was real.
  13. Otis

    GMK

    I know NunSkyBlue
  14. Otis

    GMK

    His real name was Andy. Carson's Army, Andy 81 and I, all worked together
  15. Otis

    GMK

    Could be I used to.just called him Chinny
  16. Otis

    GMK

    I remember getting done up like a kipper on GMK. Can't remember the username, but it was Chinny's Beard or something similar and he was my nemesis. Every time I came online (was never off to be fair) and posted something, he would post and take a counter position. Got really annoying. Total...
  17. Otis

    GMK

    I know Carson's Army. Used to work with him.
  18. Otis

    GMK

    Yes, I remember, but for the life of me I can't remember who it was. Ohh, hang on, was it sdunne?
  19. Otis

    GMK

    Rings a bell
  20. Otis

    GMK

    Nope. Indeed not. Leicester and Hull predominately.
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