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Please be kind, people, otherwise we might have an Elton Meltsby on our hands.

What part of don't tinker any more, didn't you get? ;)

Nope, she found his petit pain far too small.

You not heard of social media influencers then?

Better than this one? There has to be.

Boulongerie sounds too much like lingerie for my liking.

As long as it is not in my backyard, I am not really bothered.

I would have cut up the halftime oranges, but I am worried I might find them too sexy.

Was that Sarajevo Sami?

Yes. Tall Paul Hall?

So very true. Before we all migrated, on here was just Nick and his three cousins (all anti-Sisu, two-footed tackle types)

The same bedsheet may create a bit of a stir maybe.

I have never heard that either. I always says bakery stuff.

In fact, I used it just this very morning when my wife asked me just how many times I would really like to stab her in the eye.

I am always saying eleventy billion, even now, so sue me.

I always knew her as Nora McKnuckles.

You mean Crotchless Chrissie?

Next time anyone says "nice cherries' to me though, I am immediately going to check if my flies are undone.

Phwoar

Anyone who protests about any foreigners coming in. We surely owe it to the people of Hong Kong to give them safe residence.