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Nice that they got Jackson Pollock in to help with the analytics

The trick is to follow Asda's lead for adverts, hire someone gormless enough and people will go for that and not even notice he's Asian. POCKET TAP POCKET TAP

Whenever someone accepts a minus offer on the Chase I'm instantly willing them to lose. Wouldn't send death threats or anything but maybe egg their windows if they live nearby. Not having it

The majority of people who throw around things like 'woke' and 'virtue signalling' at stuff really are just outing themselves as bigoted pieces of shit.

This fella is either genuinely scared of everything and you'd question his wisdom signing up, or he's putting it on and knows that it'll get him voted to do more stuff on-camera

Never happened! That's just the classic lib cucks at Fox News would have you believe. Now stand back and stand by for a number of links that instantly disprove whatever point I was making

He wants the historians to remember that vaccines were developed under his watch while calling it the China Virus and China Plague. At some point America will be able to laugh that someone who can't be trusted with a Twitter login was given the keys to their country.

A Netflix series by the sound of it. If they're making inroads into English football our stadium situation has Charlie Work written all over it

You think Marcusp would get rusty but pow! Straight off the bench to make an immediate customary impact

There was a Russian vaccine claiming 92% last week too, looking forward to them revising it to 96% later on today.

I can't decide yet if being there with Shane Richie would be a great laugh or would get a bit much. The former so far

I remember the outrage they whipped up when Raheem Sterling had the temerity to EAT BREAKFAST after an England defeat or something, and the other time where the SPOILED PRIMA DONNA was showing off his fancy house and then it turned out that he had bought it for his mum to fulfilled a life...

Probably just taking a couple of weeks off, confirming him as wiser than most

They know that they can point to the article and say it's commending Rashford knowing that they're releasing the hounds in the comments sections, classic Mail bullshit.

Feels like there should be more pizza emojis on this page

One thing that impressed me with Biden was during his acceptance thing when Harris introduced him he did a sprightly jog on stage. If I get to reach 78 years old that'll be an entire year's exercise for me

"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by"

Here's a second, good luck finding a third! I assume no Proud Boys would be interested in that kind of nonsense, he's probably been kicked out for bringing shame on their good name

If it was part of a wider call for social media to do more about dangerous lies and the impressionable audience they reach I'm all for it

He was one of the old pro showbiz staples when I was growing up along with Terry Wogan and Brucie, shame.