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    Gordon Milne

    Oooh eee by gum. I remember tut days when the coal mines would leave your face as black as an African fella. Heh, that was before the days where you'd even know what an African fella looked like! These days you see 'em everywhere, not like in my day...
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    Tom Hopper

    Some women find it off putting but I always find a way of working it into foreplay. One must not shy away from the power of his own musk.
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    4 more yrs

    What is a yrs?
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    Carlton Cole anyone?

    I know, I mean who says try's?
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    PAUL McSHANE ANY CHANCE!!!!!

    Yes, in my limited time exposed to live gingers I have observed that they have little hands. Maybe it's an evolutionary thing, the little hands help them burrow into their dwellings perhaps?
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    DId Proctor & Venus join us?

    Proctor & Venus: Miami Shakedown Each season would feature a different city of course.
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    PAUL McSHANE ANY CHANCE!!!!!

    They also smell like boiled cabbage.
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    PAUL McSHANE ANY CHANCE!!!!!

    Legend has it that Dion Dublin had a healthy mound of ginger pubic hair so add him to the list.
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    New kit announced in the coming days

    I'd like the kit to be Viagra blue because then we'd definitely go up! Like a penis erection.
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    PAUL McSHANE ANY CHANCE!!!!!

    Lets only consider gingers as a last resort.
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    Why Pressley will never make it as a manager

    It's there as a reminder never to repeat the same mistake ever again. :eek:
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    Why Pressley will never make it as a manager

    He's is full of shit. A yes man who talks like he's been on one too many motivational courses. He had one spell where we looked like a semi decent team and that was because we had the best strike force in the league by far and even then we were shipping goals like crazy. He looks like he'd make...
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    Game of Thrones

    Yeah, I haven't really been blown away so far. Six episodes in and they still seem to be setting the major plots up. A lot of it feels like padding. Tyrion going back and fourth without really going anywhere, Ayra continues to float around a huge building wondering why she can't turn into some...
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    Dion signs

    Boooo! Never heard of them!
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    Investment rumour.

    I have very big news that I am willing to exchange for favours. I can meet in most public toilets. Biters not welcome. xxx
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    still be a struggle

    That analogy makes me want to smack a large heavy item about your face until you weep.
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    Have SISU cocked up again?

    https://youtu.be/Jzoz2FgAOxE?t=8s
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    Today's the day

    Sisu are working on Pluto time. So there's no delay really. If anything they are way ahead of things.
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    20 goal a season striker, main priority

    Every team needs a 20 goal a season striker. Next he'll be saying we need a goalkeeper who can keep clean sheets.
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    TM to be signed by weekend??

    Sisu are waiting for the crescent moon to appear. Then they will get Mowbray to sign in pig's blood while Ray Ranson performs a sex act on a goat. This may seem strange but it is Sisu company policy. Apparently.....