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Just pour Domestos into the English channel and ban all flights. Job done

How does he compare to Giles?

You got those last two posts in the wrong order.

Nice haircut and goes flying into tackles?

I wonder if I can bet on how many elbow bumps there will be at the end of the game?

Might it just be a local player and that's his day job? Maybe he is just a tiler.

Have they smashed up the toilets yet?

Attack, attack, attack, goal, goal, goal . Game over after 11 minutes.

Anyone below Wycombe I would have thought.

Well, my dad hasn't washed his hands since 1947, so there's a problem right there.

Have Tesco got a limit of how many per customer?

Nope, but you may have more luck with the Jew's harp.

I pretty sure Anne Frank didn't play the drums. She would have been discovered a lot earlier.

I take it that's before you trampled on it and covered it in dogshit?

Tomorrow I will probably buy the same again.

36 2l bottles of water, 144 anti-bacterial wipes, 50 packets of dried pasta, 200 toilet rolls and 30 bottles of hand gel.

As it's the early days of football, there should be plenty of brutality in it for you, Nick.

Tesco at the Arena was barmy nuts today. I really didn't wish to go, but my dad insisted he needed stuff. Not seen such long queues at the tills.

Yep, he changed his mind. Quite rightly so. I think Burge would have carried on coming and be completely done. I think changing his mind was a good adjustment by him. He didn't panic. Burge would have panicked.

Umm.... Daniel James was born in England, but chose to play for Wales.