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Never trust yellow snow.

Logically they should become less deadly over time because the quicker it kills you the less time is has to spread. So the longer you stay alive the more it will spread and then the body's immune system has more time to learn how to fight it and then if it mutates the body at least has a basic...

Because it's going to devour the world? Maybe the next vaccine will be called Omega Supreme?

Wow. That's harsh! Was your singing that bad?

This is what I never understand. People saying they will not vote for Labour because of people like that. But are willing to vote for a party with Johnson, Patel, Rees-Mogg, Hancock, Raab, Dorries, Truss, Gove without even going into the backbenchers who say stuff like those on the UC uplift...

I hope the Leamington and Warwick lot have been told that, due to expected bad weather, the game's being put back to a normal 3pm KO... ;) EDIT: Ignore that. For some reason i thought tomorrow was a 12:30 but it's the two after this Though now I said this I bet a few people are wondering...

Confirmed https://www.ccfc.co.uk/news/2021/november/transfer-thierry-katsukunya-joins-aston-villa/

But they would vote for a party that would have Priti Patel sorting it out...

Good to know they won't get fooled again.

Yep, doesn't make sense. They paid to come to England so sending them back just gives the traffickers the chance to get a repeat sale. Improves their business model, not crack it. In fact, the traffickers would probably tip off the authorities to make sure the occasional boat was intercepted...

Do you not think it's quite possible that Johnson's advisors were fully aware of how easy it is to get France to cancel meetings and so this letter was deliberately published (which is not usual protocol) to get France to cancel the meeting so Johnson's govt could say "Look - it's all the...

I'm hoping it's precautionary and that in fact some lessons have been learnt. If that is the case then not only will we hopefully not have another awful variant to deal with but i will have had a tiny modicum of faith restored that even the most pig-headed of people can learn and change.

I think Starmer is capable of governing the UK (if Johnson is then frankly there can't be that many people that aren't). What I don't think he's capable of is convincing the general public he is.

But...but.. Labour treat everyone like they're stupid.

Remember the first time I got told about the "I'm in need of a guy" and now i hear nothing else. Another one is Ghostbusters. "Who ya gonna call?" "THOSE BASTARDS!"

On a similar note The Prodigy - Out of Space the line where they say "Pay Close Attention" my sister thought was "Hey, Close The Kitchen"

Like STP said I think bigger clubs look to snatch them before they enter full-time academy because it's a lot cheaper and difficult for clubs to retain them contractually because of their age. When the system came in it looked like it had basically been decided upon by the top clubs, who could...

We've had less come through in recent years and chances are that would reduce even more if we went up again because the standard they need to reach is so much higher and the financial implications of failure become massive, so you can't take the risk on a youngster unless they're an absolutely...

I'm currently in 300034974000th place according to Priti Patel

Not exactly misheard lyrics but Never Mind The Buzzcocks did this and turned into a story of a sugar junkie which I still can't help but sing when I hear it now. (WOO HOO) When I feel like a fig roll (WOO HOO) Or a piece of Arctic Roll (WOO HOO) When I lie in my bed, yeah All of the time, I'm...