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Just in case you are all not aware, Dave has grown his hair these past few months and now likes to be referred to as Davina.

Hopefully they only sell Pepsi in the club canteen.

Quite handy for players playing in the hole though

Gus Hamer is going to score every goal every game from now on in and not just for us, but for every other team in the entire Football League as, well. He will also make sure they look that much more spectacular in the slow motion replays too. Still shots and zoom ins will confirm he has his...

Fact is, they don't ... Fact! I did see a Ghanaian Danish bloke eating a packet of Skips last week though. Had to look twice, I was so taken aback.

Yup. I remember you bring there too, obvs. And Clint and NW.

BBC News - Chick Corea: Jazz musician dies aged 79 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56035168

Actually, I think that was my ex girlfriend's first ever chat up line to me.

I think I need thicker curtains. 🤔

We were out of biscuits.

And how many do you think he has got?

Anyone want guess whether I am wearing underwear at the moment or not? 😘

Somewhere between an embryo and eleventy billion.

I met him once. I would say 40's. I am also prepared to say 20's if he is willing to send me a bit of money.

Gus invented the International Language of Screaming. He now gives copies of the International Language of Screaming dictionary to his opponents before every game, detailing when he is going to hurt them, why he is going to hurt them and which parts of the body he is going to target. They don't...

Aren't those usually bolted into the floor?

Gus never has to shave. He just scares the bristles out with a glance in the mirror and an ever so slightly raised eyebrow.

To stop them becoming personalities, all refs should wear masks, so you have no idea which ref you have. Make it like "Through the keyhole", though in this case, it would be "Guess which Ref's the arsehole."

With the way he outwits us all day in day out, it has to be cc84cov

God created man, but Gus created God. Gus then told God off for making yellow cards "a thing".