Hitting the woodwork more than any other team, has become a bit of a badge of honour to be honest and I will be kind of sad if we score instead of hitting the post from now on.
I thought the official line was actually "Come to Coventry and be stunned."
That snippet being a lot more encouraging than the full tagline of "Come to Coventry and be stunned by tasers."
I know that is slightly tongue in cheek, but I honestly don't think you are that far off the mark.
The 10 for Shipley is ridiculous though. No-one ever gets a 10.