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Yea just turn your brightness all the way up

You may be able to get ahead of the game and go into tesco and get them to get in touch with parkingeye or whatever shithouses enforce it. Then you shouldn't even get a ticket sent out

There is no grass in Nuneaton. Only litter and despair

Who knew we had so many fans in what I like to call the sheep shagger belt

It's the only thing the never disappoints, and it's generally shareable. I now want some delicious blue cheese and a wedge of brie 😪

Buy something for £50, then return it. Consumer rights to the rescue

Please stop fingering my missus you absolute rotter

I read cheeseboard. The best type of board, fact.

That's a crazy wage bill, you'd imagine that teams would build in relegation clauses to contacts to safeguard against this.

He'd work at West Ham I think, he is a bit similar to Antonio I think

That high! The graphic comparing the other top leagues show that the prem and bundesliga are fairly consistent in red cards season by season, spain, france and Italy are all over the shop.

What a melt.

I think they have something like 50% more reds in that league Edit: compared to the prem (I think the other top leagues are similar to us with cards)

Those ones boil my piss. Pathetic, imagine getting 2 yellows for that. Games gone.

Shouldn't be bit is. I guess there is more jeopardy on the decision which plays a part (although I think the ref genuinely didn't think it hit the blokes arm). IF there was VAR he may have been asked to look at the monitor for that reason... it falls in to the category of "you've seen them...

I think Kelly got one given against him (hit him in the shoulder) at point blank range earlier in the half. The ref seemed to think it hit the boro lad in the guts which it could well have looked like from his angle in real time.

I just did exactly this and it worked.

You don't?

1 pump wonder wins, hold my pint

I'm banned for doing just that, where do I collect