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They are genuinely half full, I bet it's a health and safety thing that requires them to be one way due to the size of the gangway in and out

Wooden ones wouldn't set the scanners off and they're fucking lethal. A win win. On another not have those metal detectors ever detected anything other than keys, change and my brass penis extension?

I know, what a negative nelly

That's good that. The two times I've gone from east mids it's been exactly that experience. I swear they make it a ballache at BHX so they can push their priority security tickets

Yer, seems more chill. BHX is just one big queue

The inbreeding that caused it means that they're a few sandwiches short of a picnic and are too thick to realise

6 fingers?

Scraped promotion from the championship with an attack containing Abraham and Grealish... Slightly better than Lampard who failed with Tamori, Mount, Wilson and a version of Waghorn that scored 13 goals

So slow, if you turn up late, say about an hour prior to take off you get whizzed through security.

I haven't bought a shirt in forever but fuck yeah they're annoying

Is he actually any good?

They could be fucked, they're on about selling their unbuilt 760m stadium and leasing it ...

I think I know what my play off semi breakfast is gonna be. This feels like it'd counter all the good vibes I'll be imbibing 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺

Must be a gooden, if it's anything like their brown sauce that is

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Said the actress to the Bishop

Mike Ashley out

You say your not Johnson... I think you are.

Collin From Accounts is pretty funny on the iPlayer (i think!)

Never approach anyone in lycra ever in any circumstance