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No (although it would be fun) but there have been a few suggesting that singing ABBA would be embarrassing. There are a couple of half decent songs in there that would be original, but instead we'll end up adapting an existing song and apart from the fact they're usually pretty dull it makes it...

So we're willing to adapt an ABBA song for Dabo but not Gyokeres...

It's Sheffield. The phone is state of the art

That's why I left accounting and why I was never interested in law. The people that are likely to be able to pay you the most are usually the ones least deserving of your help. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that not only was I not helping, but I was actively making things worse...

Of course it makes sense. If we stay at home Tory donors don't make money on renting out their large property portfolio's. If we try and stop women getting raped that's going to cost money. Why would you want to spend money on something like stopping people being attacked when it could be...

It's the end game. Make it terrible, tell people it's terrible, privatise it. Which is a weird conclusion to come to seeing as it seems to be getting worse as more and more is being contracted out to private firms.

Have you had a touch of constipation? You seem quite pleased you're about to go for a shit.

You can see the point though. Going to watch Yeovil on a wet Wednesday in January takes more dedication than going to watch Man U on a sunny Saturday afternoon in August.

I think it depends on if you're going with the actual amount invested or investment + return.

So he's probably right then ;)

At school I played a game where a lad came in with a very high challenge and I hurdled over it but when I landed my foot slipped and I fell. They were having a go at me for diving when if I hadn't tried to hurdle the challenge I'd have got a set of studs in my thigh, we'd have got a penalty...

Is there any chance we can have dotted lines for how much was needed for promotion and play-offs last season?

If this didn't so you what matters to the Tories then nothing will. Don't care if you're ill, sick or dying as long as there's money. "There's more money in your pocket (well, not really.)" "I'll be dead soon so what fucking use is that to me?" And what makes it even more infuriating is that...

Apart from the fact I think the offside rule is a load of nonsense does that mean that if a player touched the ball on their goal line despite being offside about 20 yards further up the pitch the free kick should be taken from the goalline? Surely the player becomes involved in active play the...

While I agree about rather a footballer than Kardashian we need to improve the young role models for women to aspire to be great scientists and leaders. We need far more women in those positions and they could make a far bigger difference doing that than kicking a ball around. Of course, it...

Also see Blair's managed to avoid £300k in stamp duty.