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Ok, but then who was in the pictures you've been sending me up to now?

Jester hats always struck me as more old fashioned than a modern thing, I can picture someone with a rosette, jester hat and a lovely perm.

If you're having to squeeze them on we're not looking at all

The award-winning scooptastic Observer reported it the other day but went with 'we'll be wearing sky blue' which got the usual. I'm surprised they're not using the occasion to bring out a special kit to be honest, considering we did it for a third round FA Cup game at Spurs, an end of season...

As one of the many season ticket holders who have shouted at the club on social media, they've promised me I can sit on the bench and two of the subs will feed me grapes and massage my shoulders. BOUT FUCKEN TIME

I had Barcelona to advance at 8/1 after the first leg. How often do you get those odds on Barcelona smashing a team at home?

Tim Fisher doesn't email, he just shouts his words into the human realm through a cursed ring of fire.

That's the spirit!

My eye is immediately drawn to MEGA FLAG. To be called mega, that must be fucking massi-

Where'd they bring it? Oy oy

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you ever done?

Sold!

Hopefully the 70000 we're bringing will be wearing this season's must-have

Hey if I'm not falling for 'bumchin', there's no way I'd be fooled by 'maycock'. Nice try suckers! Also cheers, that's him

Ugh, not more of the Irish.

Who's the fella in blue? Can't place him.

We play in a 32000 capacity stadium and average between 8-9000 per game so I wouldn't worry about having to do anything early.

Embarrassing for the club, they couldn't source any current kits so they've had to give him an old one. Disgrace

You're a mess.