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I'm starting to suspect Les and Simon are making the whole thing up and have a bet over who can get the most hits in 24 hours. The winner gets a shiny new pound coin which the Telegraph have managed to get at least 10 articles about so far.

The word 'exclusive' has lost all meaning with all this going on between the warring papers.

I'd sign in as Glen and like it, but I'm too committed to the character

If going public is part of scuppering this deal, I think the logical conclusion is that Gary Hoffman was arranging a surprise birthday party for me and the present was that I was going to be named chairman.

If the forum software allowed it, I'd like this post ten times over.

Hopefully this will clear up what's a cracking exchange. Here's the league position we sat in after each result last season - Coventry City results for the 2015-2016 season - Statto.com We were second in mid-December, sixth at the start of March and then the lowest point listed after a game is...

It's a bit of a leap to that, yeah.

We dropped off massively last season, but when you end up only five points short of 6th place you're never completely out of it.

Max and Paddy is one of the reasons I went right off Peter Kay, that and the yearly release of the same material was lazy coasting. He's come back great with this though, and his role in that Danny Baker thing.

Out of interest, how big was the biggest thread here? This one's already 70 pages long and may only just be getting started.

I've never bought Ranson's damage control, telling us that we'd have signed Andy Carroll and Jordan Henderson for £2.50 if he had his way. Tim Fisher is just the final end level boss version of Ranson.

It'd be odd if JLR get naming rights of the stadium after Jaguar pulled out all those years ago. Come back with their off-road mates to smash the photocopier to bits like that scene in Office Space. Red Stapler conference hall

Christian Horner's married to Ginger Spice who was always my favourite. Her along with Kim and Kanye is a massive step up from 'Gaunty' and Alistair McGowan.

Security services were apparently aware of him and his plan to attack police. Jumped out of a car and started firing.

Just about. We stayed by Champs Elysees too

Someone get Brian McFadden on board. They still use Flying Without Wings on ads, he's got to have a few quid spare.

I'd love to think that this is an initial offer and it continues from there, rather than 'oh well we tried' and back to crushing reality immediately.

When the Kardashians take over we won't need matchday revenue, we'll rake it in from app sales and Instagram influence. And the players will wear Yeezy boots. I'm in! Keysy and Kanye, together again

Both of the newspapers are hot sweaty shit. Reid and the Observer have the contacts but have surrendered a critical edge apart from the odd fixation on the various fan groups which they'd be better off just not addressing, and the Telegraph is on the outside peering through the window taking...

While I'd be concerned that new owners could be terrible, with the fourth division awaiting us I'll happily try a new flavour of spooned shit at this point.