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It'll be the biggest car crash since Darius Henderson was through on goal

Serious? Don't toy with me here

That yellow and blue one would be the dream. Basically I'd be happy with all our kits being throwbacks, like the 60s tribute kit we had in 2011 that even a season of Andy Thorn couldn't ruin.

Is this the first time this has happened? They've had the massive gigs there before with Take That, Bon Jovi, Chaka Demus & Pliers and the like but I don't remember this kind of thing.

Checkatrade Trophy style queues outside by the looks of it, just hordes of people and no organisation.

Whenever something is claimed on behalf of the majority, chances are it's made up. Most normal upstanding people fully agree with me on this.

I'd love to think someone at Hummel saw Cov fans screaming DO 1989 AGAIN on social media and went for it, extra bonus if they did the sweet 80s trackies too.

To still stick to the story after that and throw out a few 'we shall see x' tweets, I'm more intrigued by how this will play out than the stadium stuff at the moment.

John Dawkins has doubled down saying that he's confirmed it with a contact at Hummel which is either spookily coincidental or some next level bollocks, which I can't help but admire.

I never thought we'd see the day when most of the US president's output is akin to Father Ted's Golden Cleric acceptance speech.

Was once in the same restaurant as Trish Adudu when she was out with pals. It was her birthday so she's allowed to be a bit 'everybody look at me' but bloody hell she's got some voice on her, if they ever cut the radio signal people within 500 yards of the station would still hear every word.

Are the people posting 'this is the confirmed kit 100%' tweets with that image just the usual bullshit artists trying to look like they're in the know?

There have been some absolutely world class passes into touch that you just wouldn't find anywhere but the biggest game in football. THESE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

No, ITV only have highlights these days.

Feels a little early for the 'other team in our division signs someone, why didn't we?' charade as if we'd be after 400 targets.

That Son picture has been 'shopped by a wacky t-shirt company by the looks of it, although I do know for a fact that for good luck he wears an 'FBI Female Body Inspector' undershirt.

I couldn't give less of a shit who ends up winning, but I really hope we get more of a cup final after the FA and Europa games were washouts.

You get to see Jess Glynne as support, which is good news for anyone who really misses that song off the Jet2 ads on every fucking channel.

Between the brightness of Noel's jacket and David Dickinson's tan, one of you owes me the money for a new monitor.

Saying no party cares and specifying the parties that don't care are the same thing surely