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Conning the referee into sending Maitland-Niles off isn't a defensive move, it's just cheating.

The way some people are going on you'd think it's the death of traditional football in the Carling Barclaycard 39th Game in China Premier League in association with EA Sports, When The Fun Stops, Stop

I just wish he'd stop the rolling about at the slightest hint of contact, he's in danger of getting a reputation that can be hard to shift.

Most Man City fans would have spent the few seconds before that begging him not to shoot too

The internet should be turned off on bank holidays

"I really hope they go bust.." When they wish this on every team they fail against it starts to lose meaning. Their dream league table would be then at the top of the league and nobody else existing

Hopefully we can retire the term 'race card' for at least a good while now.

He's made lying legitimate. Now you can shout 'fake news' at everything you can say things that demonstrably contradict your own words and nobody gives a shit.

Completely agree. What makes me hopeful is that Hummel don't seem to supply a massive amount of clubs and among the clubs they do, a lot have their own designs

I like a pink kit, but that would send me cross-eyed.

Self-service are great in part because I'm absolute magic at them, proper speed records and all that, but the amount of people who stare at them blankly and have to call someone over puts me off joining a queue. As long as the person at the checkout isn't firing the items at me quicker than I...

I assumed all is ok when they announced they were opening talks so I'm not worried, but I'll still feel that little bit better when it's all confirmed.

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

It seems to be the midtable teams where we've come a cropper more than the better sides this season, if we could somehow get the hang of beating teams who are specifically setting themselves out not to lose we'd be flying.

Old men who should know better picking on people minding their own business, hopefully the club identify them.

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I like Shipley, but if it's a choice out of the two Bayliss plays every time.

It's another one of those years where Ajax have a great team together but need to win now because they'll be torn apart in the summer.

Used to have a Chinese student live in the flat above who I'm sure lost his slippers so wore massive boots instead, you could tell exactly which room he was in at any point due to his massive cloddy footsteps. Would also play music insanely loud and when I'd knock on the door it'd stop but...

It's not even a year old and it's already full of belters