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Trippier get on the end of this.

Trippier's been blowing out of his arse for a few minutes now.

Good thing about that is we remain largely a (potential) unknown commodity.

Great move, shame.

Was that the Slovenian teams coach driver just then?

It's not all bad news though for our friends north of the border...

Where do you work, Corby services?

A lot further back than that - Norse gonorrhea, largely omitted from the history books, being the principle reason why the invasions came to an abrupt 'end'.

Oh I do love an edition of it's an axis knockout.

Watching Scotland play football is a little bit like urging a special needs kid to do well at a mainstream school's sports day.

I don't know why but I can see the jocks benefiting from an own goal at some stage this evening. Beyond that, not much.

Ooooophh! Think you may have found the bunker with that one. But I do like it :D

Community service/refresher course?

This game has put Glastonbury in the shade for the title of unnecessary and annoying flags.

Keeping up the English trend of being slow, ponderous twats.

What is it, the smell of cheese or another invasion?

He knew where the onion bag was, Brian. There has to be a rule made stopping the FA from appointing any future coach who was a defender in their playing days.

'Stop your passing forward, ohhhhhhhhh, better think of playing for England, ohhhhhhhh....'

Rooney really does speak like an excitable 14 year old rather than a (continually failing) Championship manager.