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the boys arse would have been sorer

very smart 'Don't wear lanyards while driving – they can make crash injuries much worse'

still talking about the porridge by this point?

I'd be surprised if Wilson left Bournemouth in the near future. I appreciate that 'he would say that wouldn't he', but all the noises in local press etc indicate that he is happy to stay.

remember not to wear that pair at kids parties.

you keep your dog in the cupboard?

effort. Leave it on the table. It always seems to get washed up.

yes, but do they have to be "prominently displayed when shopping at Tesco's" etc..?

thought so how about Nicola Adams?

Alex Scott?

people that wear lanyards.

Steve Murcott had a pretty good win % (was it 100?)

Romaniacs?

Burnley fans singing 'no one likes us, we don't care'. They'll be singing 'You'll Never Walk alone' next.

McGoldrick and Fleck at Sheff Utd. will be happy to be playing in Premier League next season

I expect no deal and ground share with Birmingham, because the view of all parties hasn't changed. When talks with Wasps break down (because SISU fail to rule out legal action) and SISU 'are forced' to take ground share option ("because they were given a deadline for saying yes/no") then Wasps...

touchy

so you're basically telling us that since splitting up a couple of weeks ago, you've been 'balls-deep' in 12 women, all of whom were better looking than your wife, and you're happier than you've been for years. But despite this, you are trying to get back with her and, oh, by the way, she's a...

no - atheist - so I just used it as an excuse to drink more on the 23rd.

thanks. Bit early though.