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nope!

I don't mind his voice, but don't like him because he has a head shaped like a lemon.

but it was Otis' DNA, not hers.

I was at the game, and Wilson did indeed pick a knee injury whilst shooting with his left foot. Did the 'I need to go off' hand gesture straight away, but didn't appear to be in too much pain. Fingers crossed.

How does your DNA 'know' where your wife comes from?

jackets/coats with logos printed on the back I've been wearing a 'North Face' coat for about 5 years, and have only just realised (after seeing someone else wearing a similar jacket) that it says 'North Face' on my 'back shoulder'.

oodles N' noodles add a 'P' to the front and you've got a Korean restaurant

no, they leave it in for most people

lost 1 lb since 1st Jan, which was quite easy, as I put on 32 lb between Christmas and New Year.

... just as long as you don't say " she seemed like such a normal lady - kept herself to herself....', and all that, when being interviewed on TV about the mass killer that used to live next door to your uncle.

see you on the news in about 10 years time.

top-tip: write it on her back with a marker pen before going to sleep

Jo Swinson?

Yes - I like this too. Have you listened to the Steve Bruce novels episodes yet?

Glad you enjoyed it, but I think the role of the 'chef' is to set the timer on the microwave and then to chop and drop a piece of parsley on top after the 'ding'.

reminds me of a time when I was sitting outside a cornwall pub enjoying a holiday pint back in 1984. This yappy little dog was running around all over the place trying to evade its owner, who was running after it shouting 'Nena..Nena..come here Nena!" Some woman looked up from supping her pint...

sounds a bit like a 'wife' complaint you have there?