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careful!

which reminds me.. what is the correct thing to say, if you are the person who is on the toilet, when someone knocks on the door? I normally go with '"just a minute.." (or similar) - which is obviously a lie, as I will then stay put for long enough for the other person to bugger off and find...

bit rude of her to be playing Kerplunk at the same time as telling your fortune

#browns

people that buy 98 octane petrol

here's a 'dirty' video of her Offenham - just for you

a drag net might be more suitable, with that face

stop comparing yourself to Macca

joining a queue that already went 3/4 of the way around the ground (inside and out) on the Saturday night , one week before the cup final of '87, hoping to get a ticket when they went on sale the following Tuesday morning. Playing football on the pitch for a day or so before they decided to sell...

surely SISU don't have (and have never had) any intention whatsoever to build a stadium

what had you been doing to the owl?

the phrase "it's time to 'GO RACING'", or "let's 'GO RACING'", as used by the various dickheads that present F1.

My missus has got a VPL - will that work?

erm The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

Baby Pardew?

make sure that you breast feed her, and when you get tired, pass her on to your missus.

is anyone subscribing to Headspace, or just free trial (I'm currently doing trial and wondering whether or not to take the plunge and start paying)

Poor bugger - fat, bald and ginger.

so you'll not be able to watch the next game too - but this time, for free.

it's the bit that says "the thrower must have part of each foot on the touchline or .." which implies that it is fine for the thrower to have part of each foot on the touchline. So just each heel, for example.