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ironic that the saying "not fit for wiping your arse on" could apply to a product who's sole purpose was wiping your arse on.

Wok-heads

yes - I hate that 'poor mans David Mitchell' too

my latest dislike is fairly specific - I saw someone doing it on the tele last night and it drove me insane: it's.. ..people that use one of their hands (fingers curled inwards) to bend back the fingers of the other hand (one by one) when making a series of connected points, and hold the pose...

Its all about whether or not Callum Wilson should leave the EU on October 31st, and if he does, would CCFC have to pay any VAT.

2018: Won 3 2019: Won 9 are you sure?

sounds like David Brent popping back into the office after being mad redundant

Keogh KO'd

oops!

i think you got the point

you're in charge of locking and unlocking the gate?

He failed to provide a sample. He tried to piss into the open jar, but missed the target

(true story). A couple of weeks ago a bloke driving a yellow Renault (down here in Dorset) narrowly avoided disaster when an large oak tree blew over in the wind and collapsed onto the road in front of him. The car was slightly damaged but he was OK. The local paper/website reported the...

so Keogh was in the back seat, but both Bennett and Lawrence have been charged with drink driving. Was it a dual control car?

anymore? :)

Micky Gynn dropped a letter in a puddle this morning, but managed to retrieve it before it got too soggy.

An ex-girlfriends mum once said to me (after I'd been cheeky to her) "You're shootin' for a bootin'" .I think she meant to say "You're cruising for a bruising"

its probably for the best, considering it was said to you by a teenager

i wonder if shes consummated the marriage yet?

people that say "I'm sorry, but.." e.g. "I'm sorry, but if you think that's acceptable, then you have another thing coming" or "I'm sorry, but, people like that don't deserve a second chance" etc. You're not sorry, are you? So why say sorry?