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Ken Dodd

were you?

that explains why I feel totally pissed off when constipated and absolutely ecstatic after a good muck-out

saw this on another site, and had to share: When my sexy young neighbour knocked on my door and said someone has been stealing her clothes off the washing line,I nearly shat her pants

perhaps they should get together and do a swap. Chris could munch on Gabbys burger, whilst she licks the cheese from... etc..

I never knew they sold mankeys. Thought it tasted a bit weird. (note: Best read in a cock-a-ney accent)

I'd stop watching food if I were you - you might get tempted to eat it.

are you planning to download it?

that's the spirit

TOP TIP: drink 4 or 5 pints of water just before the initial weigh-in to ensure a great result in the first week.

in which case you'll probably like this one, too: Home Leisure Direct

you mean you can't be arsed?

I am thinking of buying a pool table (I have a cabin/big shed in the back garden) I want to get an English style one - 6ft ish the same as you get in a typical pub. Anyone have any advice on where to buy/materials/type/anything else at all? Cheers.

perhaps you weren't pretty enough ;)

Just to clear things up: City will be at home to City in the 4th round *. City are the home team, and as such their fans will be in the home end, although City currently don’t have a home, and so the match will be played away, at City’s home ground. City, being the away team (and who currently...

some newspapers are labeling him 'Britains worst rapist', but surely his record (of over 150 ) actually makes him Britains 'best' rapist?

comedy genius!

perhaps he's got a tiny cock

i'm interested to know how you are planning to 'train' for this. i.e. do you intend to start by doing a handstand against the wall, before progressing - or are you going to start by building up your arms, or something else entirely? Please provide a detailed plan/timescale

at least you wrapped them.