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Who the hell owns a hat stand these days? And before you answer the Queen and Boy George (two separate people) are exempt,

If you are driving a bus it would be best to park it across our goal

You forgot to add Gary Bannister to the stairs

Bill Double Glazier

None come to mind but we have had our fair share of slow cookers

Does it affect donkeys as well?

Let’s hope he can take a set piece. Doyle’s quick free kicks to a marked man stood one yard away really annoyed me.

MR got rid because Baka is pulling up trees in training. He’s also mowing the grass and weeding the borders.

Hmmmm best of a bad bunch?

We float them in which is meat and drink to a big centre half

Being an ex-Manchester United striker doesn’t mean you are good striker coach. From our performances clearly he isn’t.

Our finishing is now becoming comical. Also the none of the strikers seem to have great positional sense. No one makes the near post runs that predatory strikers live off. If we are to stick with these excuses for strikers, then the priority signing must be a proper striker coach.

Will he be available to play on bank holidays?

Must give you all credit for the banking jokes you have all deposited on this thread. But I have heard we have withdrawn our interest in Eisa and have a new target from Santander.

He’s sleeping with the fishes

It’s got nothing to do with Brexit - SISU are at fault for not pumping enough into the club.

It’s academic now

Damn! Another target missed

Is he any good at taking corners?