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  1. torchomatic

    Start of the second half / Lack of attention

    Our second half performance was a perfect example of how we should play had we been comfortably in front. Passing the ball, keeping possession but without actually doing anything with it. I'm getting fed up now.
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    Transfer Rumour Kyle Edwards?

    "Exciting forward line"?
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm the leading man in a Rom Com. My girlfriend is on the way to the airport to fly to the city where her new job is based. Even though the plane takes off in 30 minutes and I'm "down town" in one of the busiest city's in North America, I attempt to chase after her. There is always a bridge...
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    Mo Eisa

    I think he could score a lot of goals in the box from corners but depends on where he's standing. Order SISU to buy him.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm an alien in a sci-fi movie. My race has left our dying planet and plan to repopulate Earth with our own kind and destroy the human race forever. When I say Earth, I actually mean the United States.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I particularly like the sound of this one. She has made seven TV movies in the last couple of years.
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    I'm In A Movie

    Have you ever seen any of the Hallmark Christmas films? They're EXACTLY like AJS describes them. Brilliant.
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    Prince Phillip

    The problem is Philip has been angry his whole life as he was basically just there to father heirs to the throne and walk at a respectful distance behind his wife. He's a twat.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm a hard-nosed City business woman in a Christmas movie. I go back to the small town where I grew up to see my parents. I meet the boy I went out with at school. He is now a widower with a cute kid and a labrador. Although he now only runs a small coffee stand, I fall back in love with...
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    The Passage

    Anyone seen this yet? I watched the pilot over the weekend on Showbox and it does look really good. Vampires make a nice change from zombies too. The Passage focuses on Project Noah, a secret medical facility where scientists are experimenting with a dangerous virus that could lead to the...
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm a receptionist in a movie. I tell the protagonist that he can't go and see my boss as he is with someone. Despite this the protagonist will barge past me and burst into my boss's office. I will follow looking flustered and say "Sorry, Mr Boss, he pushed right past me and I couldn't stop...
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    What are you currently listening to?

    Some Slowdive and Swervedriver just recently.
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    Prince Phillip

    Ah yes, I expect shaking hands for 70 years and being rude to foreigners could be described as a "work ethic". Not sure how the worldwide first class travel, luxury cars/homes, etc comes into that however.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I am a homeless drunk living on the streets in a movie. I am drinking from a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag. I am in an alleyway, it is late at night. Suddenly there's a bright light, a man steps out of the bright light. He is wearing outlandish clothing I have never seen before. He...
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    I'm In A Movie

    I am the good guy in a 60s TV series. I will punch a bad guy once and he will collapse to the floor and not get back up. I will straighten my tie and carry on.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm a cop in a movie. I don't play by the rules but I get things done. I am melancholic because of a painful backstory, which you won't find out about until near the end of the film. My boss is always trying to get rid of me. At some point in the movie I will be suspended and have to hand in...
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    Prince Phillip

    A bit controversial maybe but when they said there was breaking news about PP I was hoping he had died. Long life, draining public purse. Shouldn't be driving at 97.
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    Luton away on TV

    We're planning on going to that. Hopefully, will still be on a Saturday.
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    ...increase in migrants across the Channel.

    Bigoted bullshit, but no surprise from you. Immigration has helped the country, not hindered it. They put in well over £20Bn to our economy. I hope if you need to go into hospital then you stand by your principles and refuse to be treated by "immigrants". Let us know how you get on, won't...
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    I'm In A Movie

    Some funny tweets about this, a few of the good ones: I'm a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending, then I yell at students about reading/homework as they leave. I'm a computer geek in a movie, I can break into any system by typing random keys...
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