The last time Denzel was over on the continent it ended with Del Boy, Rodney and Boycie accidentally kidnapping a chap and ending up arrested. That was a god-awful episode so by pure logic I'm against this move from the off.
To add to the goalfest stats, I read somewhere* Leon Clarke's 27 in 2013 is one of the best calendar years a Cov goalscorer has ever had.
*it may even have been on here
'Carlos Tevez appears to be fisting Rio Ferdinand during a game of football. Ferdinand has an unhappy expression which lends itself well to this opportune photograph'
There's also another similar magazine (I think it's new but can't remember the name, it's in supermarkets) that's got a double-page feature on Callum Wilson.