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You'd never get a good game on that hill pitch. Look at those trees in the way.

I think it's more that they're the reason we're playing in a ground that turns into a mudbath when it rains rather than them being the cause of winter weather.

It doesn't exist, which is why I'm not also making multiple threads about how inactive people are.

Lead by example and get something started.

Exactly. He's within his rights to request a transfer and I can't blame him wanting to capitalise on his good form as he approaches his 30s, but don't fuck over your teammates at the same time.

With Nicky Clarke we'd not only be good up top, but layered at the back to accentuate our strong jawline.

As he's already some way to playing for every league club in the country, I wasn't massively surprised he wanted to leave and was ok with it so long as he did it the right way by making the request and then just getting on with his job. If he's now whinging and actually sacking off important...

Just don't do both in quick succession, as your trousers will fall down.

Emergency exits from the cup can be found on the right, as indicated by our hairy steward.

I think so, but it hadn't actually been stolen in the end. Fun story for the parents that evening I'd imagine.

Phew! That was a tense three hours.

There was a teacher at my school who made the boys strip to find who had stolen a pen. The police got called in and he later had a nervous breakdown. He didn't have a name that lends itself to the wordplay theme, but it was a bit mental.

My problem isn't whether the people following Grendel offend him (I'd be amazed as it's not the most cutting stuff) but it's incredibly dull to see it happen in every thread he posts in. If he brings it on himself then sure, but it's increasingly the case that it's not what is said but who says...

I find none of this erotic. Someone put on a nurse uniform at least.

I'm not sure about following the Leeds or Millwall model. People seem to actually like us a bit after the past few days.

Let's hope the police don't investigate Grendel's post history as they'd end up having to dish out restraining orders to his stalkers.

'Can't you take a bit of banter?' 'PC brigade out in force again'

I think strictly speaking they're not, but as it's a lot of people and generally after the game's finished there's not really much action worth pursuing.

Creedence Clearwater Couto's parents were heavily influenced by American music and films which didn't work out so well for his little brother playing for Botafogo, Cumstain Couto.

Grendel's just a fella on the internet. Stop making him the poster boy of all that's evil and he won't be, you bunch of soppy tarts.