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Probably is in the medical definition of obesity, I just mean when I hear obese I'm picturing someone knocking back 2 litres of pop for breakfast and having trouble getting out of a chair. I'd have Ronaldo on the scale somewhere between big fella and hefty, with a bit of conditioning he could...

Ronaldo was playing for a Real Madrid classics team the other week. He's got a bit of a belly going but I'd say he's more regular fatty fatty fat fat than outright obese. He was still throwing the stepovers around like magic.

The Trivago ones with the Aussie woman are fairly straightforward and alright, but there's one where she's dancing for some reason that stands out as shit. I hate that silent car one, but I'm kind of in awe at how effective it is at the same time.

XL? How dare you.

Who thought naming a charity after gold diggers would be a good idea? It's like being asked for donations to the Shithouse Fund.

I don't think I've ever seen it worn by anyone outside the players themselves, that was the one that even as a willing consumer was a step too far for me.

Does anyone know anybody who bought that 2010 World Cup special kit?

The black and gold StadiArena away is one of the most stylish kits we've had. The gold on the sponsor has turned to a murky green on my one now, which is probably a metaphor for something

You're right, changing my prediction +20 goal difference

89-91 was my first ever Cov kit

Fifth, 79 points and a +21 goal difference. No idea about the playoffs, don't like to be too specific with predictions.

In Wright's case, the sole reason we got him in was 'the deadline's in five minutes and we've got nobody else in shit shit shit shit'

Look Who's Back - a satirical novel about Adolf Hitler waking up in the modern day and using the celebrity culture to get back into power. The film was more like a series of sketches where they film the public's reaction to a guy with a great Hitler impression.

Halve it

What kind of self-respecting man goes on holiday without their other half? A lucky one! Try the veal

The third episode was a bizarre departure. It was great but nothing actually seemed to happen as far as the main story goes. Ronald McDonald as the douche cop was a bonus though

If Tommy so much as comes back five minutes late from lunch I'm firebombing the gaff.

Surely the part where I suggest he has his holiday in January because we play crap after Christmas tipped you off.

I sense you're all not serious about this, but it's disgusting. We're at an important crossroads now and the summer preparation can make or break our future. He shouldn't be swanning off at a vital time like this, he should have a week off in January when we traditionally forget how to play...