What were those old t-shirts that change colour with the heat, resulting in people just having colourful armpits? Get them making football kits, you can weed out the lazy arses easy.
Ideally you'd be wearing the new kit on the last home game of the season to get sales cracking early. Have we ever done that? I keep thinking it happened when we had the Subaru/Le Coq Sportif combo
I can get the backstage door code and sneak you in for a small (LARGE) fee.
On a serious note if you do ever look to get tickets there let me know and I'll see if I can get staff discount, we get emails with offers all the time
I'm going to get backstage earlier in the day and see if they've got any boxes of kit lying around anywhere. If I get the scoop I'm automatically the best Cov-based investigative journalist around.